Driveway math
What does a wash
actually cost you?
Jugs don't cost what the receipt says. One weekend you glug double, the next you water it down, and the spill on the garage floor was a full month of washes. Run your real numbers below — then see them against a flat $2 a wash.
Your driveway, your numbers
The heavy hand, the tipped jug, the 'little extra for luck.' Be honest.
The jug way
$0.98
real cost per wash
$254 / month
The Syndicate way
$2.00
per wash, flat. Every Saturday, every season.
$520 / month
The damage report
At those numbers the jug roughly breaks even on soap alone — but you're still buying inconsistency. One heavy hand on one coated hood costs more than a month of packets.
At 60 cars a week you run about 260 washes a month — your box is the 250-pack (THE OBSESSED, $500).
Pre-order nowJug cost = price per gallon ÷ 128 oz × ounces per wash, plus your waste estimate. Washes per month = cars per week × 4.33. Wash Syndicate cost is a flat $2 per wash from the 100-pack. No lab coat required.