Pro-grade soap. Driveway simple.
One packet.
Five gallons.
Perfect every time.
The same shampoo the pros use, pre-measured for your driveway. One packet, five gallons, perfect suds every Saturday — no measuring cup, no guessing, no jug.
First production run · no minimums
First batch pre-order
When it's gone, it's gone
Official launch January 20, 2027 · 9:00 AM CT
Payment is collected today. Cancel any time before shipment for a full refund.
pH
NEUTRAL
DILUTION
1 : 5 GAL
LUBRICITY
STUPID HIGH
COATING SAFE
PPF · WRAP · CERAMIC
How often do you wash?
Same shampoo in every packet. The only question is how long you want the box to last before the next one shows up.
SATURDAY MORNING
50
single dose packets
$100
the weekend washer
A wash every weekend for a year. Fits on the garage shelf, not the floor of it.
First batch · ships by January 20, 2027. Payment is collected today. Cancel any time before shipment for a full refund.
DAILY DRIVER
100
single dose packets
$200
washes every few days
Every-few-days washers and two-car driveways. The box that keeps up with the ritual.
First batch · ships by January 20, 2027. Payment is collected today. Cancel any time before shipment for a full refund.
THE OBSESSED
250
single dose packets
$500
the multi-car driveway
Multi-car households, the neighbors' cars, and a whole season of perfect buckets.
First batch · ships by January 20, 2027. Payment is collected today. Cancel any time before shipment for a full refund.
One-time boxes are charged when you pre-order. Subscriptions? Not a cent until after your first box lands.
Wash for the whole neighborhood? The 250-pack covers the season — and a subscription lands the next box before this one runs dry.
Evidence
The jug under your sink is a scam with a handle.
01
You're paying for water
A gallon of jug soap is 90% the thing already coming out of your hose. You're paying to ship water to your own house.
02
The glug is not a measurement
One glug this Saturday, three glugs the next. Too much strips your wax, too little doesn't clean. Your paint notices.
03
It crusts, it tips, it wastes
Sticky caps, a tipped jug on the garage floor, half the bottle dried out by spring. Packets store flat and pour perfect.
The entire ritual
Pour it in. Fill it up. Wash the car.
Goes straight into a 5-gallon wash bucket or a foam cannon. No jugs, no measuring cup, no guessing.
Step one
POUR
One packet. Wash bucket or foam cannon.
Rip the top off and dump the whole packet straight into your 5-gallon wash bucket or into the foam cannon bottle. That's the dose. Nothing to measure, nothing to eyeball.
Step two
FILL
Five gallons of water on top.
Fill it and let the water do the mixing. Dead-on 1:5gal every Saturday, every season — the same suds on the first wash and the fiftieth.
Step three
WASH
Slick foam, clean rinse, done.
High-lubricity suds that carry grit off the paint. No streaks, no residue in the trim, nothing stripped off a coating or PPF.
Wash bucket
One packet per 5 gallons. Two-bucket, one-bucket, rinseless prep — same dose.
Foam cannon
Drop a packet in the bottle, top with water, run your normal pressure washer mix.
Either way
pH neutral, coating and PPF safe.
Why the weekend crew switches
Pro-grade soap was never meant to stay at the shop.
Pro-grade chemistry, driveway simple
The same pH-neutral, high-lubricity shampoo the pros use on $150 details — pre-measured for the 5-gallon bucket in your garage.
Your ritual, minus the guesswork
Saturday morning: rip, pour, fill, wash. The same perfect bucket every time — no measuring cup, no 'did I add too much?'
Cheaper than the tunnel wash
$2 a wash at home versus $15+ at the tunnel — and no swirl marks from somebody else's recycled brushes.
Safe on what you've invested in
Wax, sealant, ceramic coating — pH neutral means it cleans the car and leaves your protection exactly where you put it.
1 : 5 GAL
dilution, every single time
0
measuring cups in your garage
Join the Syndicate
Never run dry mid-wash.
- Ships on your schedule — every week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks or monthly.
- Flat $2 a wash. No contracts, no order minimums.
- Resize, skip or cancel in two clicks when the season turns.
- A box you can actually count — packets in, washes out.
- Stores flat on the garage shelf — no leaking jug, no crusted cap.
Interrogation.
How much do I use per wash?
One packet per 5 gallons. That's the whole recipe. Wash bucket, foam cannon, two-bucket method — same packet, same suds, every time.
Will it strip my wax, sealant or ceramic coating?
No. pH neutral and wax-safe. It cleans the car and leaves whatever protection you've laid down exactly where you put it.
Can I run it through a foam cannon?
Yes — that's half the fun. Drop a packet in the cannon bottle, top with water, and foam away. Or dissolve it in the bucket and draw from there.
How long does a box last?
Wash every weekend and the 50-pack is a full year of Saturdays. Wash every few days and the 100-pack keeps pace. The 250-pack is for multi-car driveways and the truly obsessed.
How fast does it ship?
Pre-order now and pick weekly, every two weeks, every three weeks, or monthly — it lands before you run dry. Change the size or cadence any time.
Is it safe to store in the garage?
Yes. Packets store flat, can't leak, and don't crust over like a jug cap. Keep them dry and out of reach of kids. The Safety Data Sheet is available on request — email support@washsyndicate.com.
Join the Syndicate.
Pre-order your box, pick your delivery cadence, and your first box ships with the first production run.
Boxes from $100 · subscriptions bill after your first box